
So the city of
Waupaca has done a wonderful thing, and they've decided that, as far as they're concerned, we can all have as many chickens as we want here, as long as we don't bug our neighbors. This saves me the trouble of having to get on my soapbox and decrying an elected government that interferes with our natural right to raise our own food, blah, blah, blah.
I went straight home from the city planning meeting and ordered 16 Gold Laced
Wyandottes.
This's a picture of what they'll look like when they're grown.
Lovely, aren't they?
Here is what the chicks are supposed to look like.

I'm smitten.
I have to keep reminding myself that these are dual purpose birds. I.e., they're meant for both eggs and for meat. We'll be eating them someday, if nothing else gets them first.
The chicks aren't actually here yet. They're due a week from tomorrow, from
Cackle Hatchery in Missouri. They'll arrive via U.S. mail at the post office and I'll pick them up there.
To keep peace in the neighborhood, we're only getting hens. No crowing roosters.
I've been busy fitting out the garden shed as the new chicken coop. All my old projects, stored in the south end of the shed, have been given away to make room for my new project, poultry farming.
It seems a little pretentious to call it farming. It's just a handful of birds on my city lot. But it's still raising our own food, and living off our land. And it does make me feel more connected to this plot somehow.
Living in the city has always been a little uncomfortable to me. Like I was just camping out here, until I could actually settle someplace else. Now, with the chickens coming, this feels more like home. It's funny isn't it?
Anyway, the shed preparations involve fencing off the southern half of our garden shed and creating a chicken door to the outside yard, which we'll fence off. And because of the increasing number of birds of prey living in our neighborhood, I'll be putting fencing over the top of the outside pen.
We've got a barred owl, a red-tailed hawk and a pair of bald eagles that regularly fly over our yard. We actually got strafed by the owl last summer. Apparently the top of B.'s head looks a lot like a bunny from an owl's point of view. I haven't ever seen a skunk or weasel in the yard, but I have seen a fox once, and a trio of raccoons -- just once. Luckily the shed is easily secured, and I hope we won't have any problems. The floor is concrete, and we can lock the door to the shed. As long as we close the chickens in at night, and shut their door to the yard, I think we'll be as safe as we could possibly be.
Our dog,
Dogg,

is an Australian Shepherd mix so, unlike my childhood dog, the Springer Spaniel, she won't be genetically programmed to kill the birds (long, comically sad story involving my family's attempt at raising chickens there. You can probably guess how it ends.). She may want to corral them, if she ever gets close to them. I've been told that I'm to show her that the chickens are mine, and she should stick to her own toys. She's of the "What's yours is mine" camp, though, so we'll keep an eye on her just the same.
The books I've read say that I shouldn't name the chickens, because then when the day comes, and the roasted bird is on the table, I won't sit there with tears in my eyes, picking over my salad in lieu of digging in. But I'm so bad at naming even my pets, that I doubt that it'll be a problem. My first dog's name was Puppy. And now, forty years later, my dog's name is -- as I mentioned --
Dogg.
Dinner won't be interrupted.
I think we're ready. I've got the brooding lamp and heat bulb, the feeders,
waterers, pine shavings and brooder box. I've got to pick up some feed (and I'm so pleased that Fleet Farm has
unmedicated chick feed --
Yaaay for Fleet Farm!), and some vitamin solution to dissolve in their water to help them recover from the trip.
We'll have a little time to finish up the pen and get straw, and to build roosts and, finally, nesting boxes.
And I've decided to journal the first two years of the experience here. The whole thing, from chick to souffle to roast to compost.
My first real blog.
Stay tuned. Later I'll list the books and other resources that I'm using. And I'll post pictures when the chicks get here.
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